@KellyMeldrum: My kids are so aware that I'm a bad driver that if I start the car before they have their seatbelts on, they cry.
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@tacsanitchiban: Whenever someone says "let's get weird" my first thought is "I'm already there"
@miniwheats2012: The scary moment when the person you just watched sneeze in their hand wants to shake your hand
@bea_ker: [circus school] "So to tame the lion, you have this whip..." What if the lion's too close? [picking up tiny stool] "we've thought of that"