@KalvinMacleod: My kids are starting to ask questions that I don't know the answers to so I'm going to have to trade them in for dumber models.
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@Wine_Honey1: These people act like they've never seen anyone collect change from the bottom of a fountain & stuff it in their bra to buy more liquor.
@Mr_Kapowski: Hi, I'm Zack. You might remember me from HR meetings such as, "We Don't Even Need to Watch the Security Tape to Know It Was You"
@timdonakowski: When your great-grandchildren call you racist for thinking all monkeys look the same.
@Wuttercuerk: I wear Lacoste shirts with the little crocodile on them because when shit goes down I want crocodiles to know that I'm on their side.