@TweeterRead: My kids keep bugging me about dinner even after I told them I already ate...
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@SarcasticAlly12: You know in a video game when you kept pushing b to get through the talking part but later realized you should've read it? That's adulthood.
@Kayditty: The Bible Belt - the land where you pretend not to recognize each other in the liquor store.
@NickadooLA: I don't understand interventions. What's the point of being told I drink too much by a room full of the reasons I drink in the first place?