@TweeterRead: My kids keep bugging me about dinner even after I told them I already ate...
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@Bob_Janke: Whenever I have to fix a hole in any wall I always hide a realistically drawn but totally fake treasure map in there first.
@jwoodham: We all deserve friends like the Backstreet Boys. If you ask "am I sexuaaaal?" and don't get a "yeeeeeeah!" in response, you need a new crew.
@PaperWash: [stranded on Mars] me: [journal day 1] I have enough rations for 300 maybe 400 days me: [journal day 2] I am out of rations