@MamaFizzles: My kids made a mess this morning pretending to be leprechauns. They don't know it yet, but after school they get to pretend to be janitors.
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@JasonLastname: Don't cry because it's over, smile because for a few miles they believed you were the real bus driver.
@TheBoydP: The ruling that legal papers can now be "served" on Facebook is ridiculous. Don't they know the people they're looking for are on twitter?
@SamuelHLowe: I'm going to confess my love to this sore throat so it'll be gone when I wake up in the morning.
@mulliganstewed: As soon as my daughter realizes Jamacians, Irish, & wizards don't all have the same accent, I'm probably going to get fired from storytime.