@Sean_Hegarty: My laptop has a Miley Virus. It's stopped twerking.
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@hrtbps: "I have parrot-like reflexes." "Don't you mean cat-like reflexes?" "Don't you mean cat-like reflexes?"
@HockeyTornado: I keep a second pair of shoes at work, I don't want people to recognize me when I'm pooping.
@Tmoney68: Isaac Newton was the pride of the family until his great great grandson Fig was born.