@Sean_Hegarty: My laptop has a Miley Virus. It's stopped twerking.
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@JKNenagh: Love putting on underwear fresh out of the dryer. They're so warm and cozy, and it's fun. * scans the laundromat and guess whose they are.
@caperbc75: I feel bad for that caveman who invented the wheel because you know his mother-in-law was all "She shoulda married Grog. He invented fire"
@EvilPandaX: Things not too say before a 3some: Of Course we're going to wait for your friend, she's the hot one.
@AimeeHelene1: (telling a ghost story) You know those knocking noises you hear at night? That's adulthood coming for you! *all the adults start screaming*