@Sean_Hegarty: My laptop has a Miley Virus. It's stopped twerking.
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@Sarcasticsapien: I only discriminate against people who discriminate. I'm basically the Dexter of discrimination.
@Smooheed: Jobs I'd be shit at: -brain surgeon -rocket scientist -ventriloquist -goat herder -sober person thingy
@daemonic3: Tried to make jokes on this plane about the other passengers' carryon bags, but they went over their heads
@THEINBREDCAT: Her: Do you have any kids? Me: I have 2 step kids Her: None of your own? Me: no Her: How come? Me: facials Her: I'm sorry what? Me: What?