@iamspacegirl: My lasso of truth is just an eel I point aggressively at the people I'm questioning. We have a 100% success rate.
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@IamEveryDayPpl: I'll pick my dog's poop up with my bare hands and put it in my pocket to end any chit-chat other dog walkers try to have with me in the morning.
@ilovepie84: I play Nickelback real loud all day so crickets can listen to something annoying when they try to sleep
@duxynarow: "I'm so self-conscious" "I'm a very private person" "I'm the shyest person I know" *posts 43 selfies a week* - girls on Instagram