@JermHimselfish: I like how commercials for gum seem to be predicting a cold, dystopian future where our survival depends on the freshness of our breath.
@ch000ch: my wife and i are having a hard time conceiving a highway so we're considering adopting
@DrDogMD: PATIENT: Since I got this new job my feet are killing me.
DR DOG: What's your job?
PATIENT: Mailman
DR DOG: *chases him out of room barking*
@UnFitz: Tip: "At the same time" has more characters than "simultaneously."
The point is, having a vocabulary helps you tweet gooder.
@Donna_McCoy: What do we want?
"A CURE FOR PASSIVE AGGRESSION"
When do we want it?
"Whatever, you decide. You're the smart one."
COMMENTS