@KayArePea: My last relationship was so bad, it featured Pitbull.
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@vinfury: Asterisks are awesome. *tosses a midget dressed in sexy maid outfit off the Eiffel Tower with parachute made of pancakes*
@missteenussr: Never feel like you're too small to make a difference. After all, a tiny raisin has the ability to RUIN EVERYTHING ITS BAKED IN.
@Coastiefish: My car is equipped with the best anti-theft device in Florida. I call it "No air conditioning".