@KayArePea: My last relationship was so bad, it featured Pitbull.
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@amyistrouble: Some of you should be ashamed of yourselves. You know who you are. I probably should be too, but this isn't about me.
@fro_vo: Me: can I wish for more wishes Genie: no Me: i wish for $20 then Genie: granted Me: *slides $20 across table* how about those wishes now
@Tmoney68: George H.W. Bush, age 90, went skydiving yesterday. I'm 45 & I strained my hamstring getting out of my car.