@KayArePea: My last relationship was so bad, it featured Pitbull.
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@tiemespankme: I like long walks along the beach until the drugs wear off & I realize I'm actually crawling through the sand at the local construction site
@SufficientCharm: A fun way to give your man a little scare is to ask him, "Do you know what tomorrow is?" and watch the panic set in.
@SpokeAna: Had a breakthrough with my therapist yesterday. Never seen a man cry like that before.