@ramblinma: My life is a constant battle between wanting to correct grammar and wanting to have friends.
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@LuvPug: The only thing more annoying than vegans who won't shut up about being vegan is people who aren't vegan who won't shut up about vegans
@BuckyIsotope: TEENS IN THE 70S: let’s protest war TEENS IN THE 80S: let’s protest capitalism TEENS IN THE 90S: let’s rage against the machine TEENS TODAY: let’s eat laundry detergent
@juliussharpe: I was at the beach and the lifeguard blew his whistle at me. Dude, I'm 40. I'm not listening to a teenager in a bathing suit.