@ramblinma: My life is a constant battle between wanting to correct grammar and wanting to have friends.
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@sixfootcandy: Your dog is hyper if he skips his afternoon walk.? Oh please. You should see my raccoon after a can of Mountain Dew.
@peeznuts: Child in a car: Strap them to the seat or you will be fined and jailed. Bus full of children: They'll be fine just throw em in there.
@ItsLaTourette: It's funny how we all sleep differently. I sleep on my side My roommate sleeps on his back. My ex sleeps with everybody. That sort of thing
@psybermonkey: *watches Charlotte's Web* Netflix: you might also enjoy... Babe Peppa Pig Season 1 episode 1 of Black Mirror