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@RidiculousSheri: My life is like Monopoly: sometimes I'm the racecar, sometimes I'm the iron.
But usually I'm a peanut because I've lost all the game pieces.

My life is like Monopoly: sometimes I’m the racecar, sometimes I’m the iron.
But usually I’m a peanut because I’ve lost all the game pieces.

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