@garrydavenport: My local cinema was broken into last night and goods worth £15,000 stolen: a packet of popcorn and a medium Coke.
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@GrumpyBahr: North Carolina just legalized same sex marriage. I thought all sex was the same after marriage.
@junejuly12: Guy jogging pushing stroller for two kids. But only one there. Don't think he knows he lost one.