@breatheandlove: My mind has been wandering so long, we're pretty much in a long-distance relationship.
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@Tmoney68: I love Chinese food as much as the next guy, but you'll never convince me a chicken fried this rice.
@AndyAsAdjective: Your an idiot. -You're. What? -You're not your. But I said it. I didn't type it. We're talking. -Yeah but I heard the typo. You're an idiot.
@EliTerry: I brought a gun that shoots knives to a gun fight. Everybody was like whoa. We didn't even fight. Went to get nachos. Cool group of dudes.
@danguterman: Sick of the media always blaming video games for the rise in fantastical jewel-seeking quests.