@hyperblastchic: My mom accidentally killed my boyfriend this weekend. She didn't recognize him when she was canning pickles.
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@LoverOfComics94: Money doesn’t grow on trees. Your move, multinational agricultural biotechnology corporations.
@AngelaEhh: It'd be nice if the married people would leave some of the single people for the rest of the single people.
@Mr57percent: The older I get, the more I feel like the town elders in Footloose were actually pretty cool.
@CornOnTheGoblin: We have to operate now if the cancer spreads anymore you won't be able to tell the difference between people & food "Are you nuts?" Dear God