@eff_yeah_steph: My mom found a Barbie Dreamhouse at a garage sale when I was a kid, but all the stickers were ripped off so I drew on appliances and wallpaper. Debbie, down the street, called it Barbie Crackhouse and now she wants to be my friend on Facebook? Ha!
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@Thepinkparka: Having someone sing you to sleep is so comforting. Until you realize you live alone.
@kerouac741: Twinkle, twinkle little star How I wonder where you are If you're not so very far After work, let's hit the bar
@kelkulus: Apparently on Facebook you can "like" that someone "liked" something. I just liked the movie "Inception", and now we wait.
@vapidaccount: It's really hard to be stealthy while carrying half a box of Tic Tacs. The more you know.