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@LMLMadness: My Mom keeps warning me about talking to strangers on the Internet.
I'm 34 now Mom. I don't talk to them. I sleep with them.

My Mom keeps warning me about talking to strangers on the Internet. 
I’m 34 now Mom. I don’t talk to them. I sleep with them.

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