Funny Tweeter

Your daily dose of unadulterated funny tweets

If bad ads/pop-ups are redirecting you, please take a screenshot and email it to [email protected]. Help us keep the site clean!

@pinupteacher: My mom pops out from under the table while I'm on a date.

She's always been a good eater. You see her hips? Good hips. Stand up, show him-

My mom pops out from under the table while I’m on a date.

She’s always been a good eater. You see her hips? Good hips. Stand up, show him-

COMMENTS