@KDsMorning: My mom would probably complain in my funeral about how somebody's son died better
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@noogscorner: The early bird catches the worm. And the late bird catches one of the other trillion worms left. What's your point?
@Ristolable: You can put a satire warning on whatever you want. People who think Onion stories are real do not know what that word means.
@Sickayduh: "I'm going to the post office. I need a place stamp" Wtf is that? "I dunno but this envelope says I need one here"