@McMcmadmac: My mothers nearly 80 and she still doesn't need glasses. She drinks right out of the bottle!
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@trevso_electric: Now marriage can be between any two people who are misguided enough to start a life together in New Jersey.
@NYC_Blonde: Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know which one of your friends your ex is going to sleep with next
@_MStJohn: If you wanna be my lover - I'm listening You gotta get with my friends - ....I'm listening