@McMcmadmac: My mothers nearly 80 and she still doesn't need glasses. She drinks right out of the bottle!
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@Jay_FrickinLynn: Excuse me, ma'am. Your car doesn't make you invisible, but I am super impressed by how far you just got your finger up your nose.
@dshack8: "I really have no idea how to pronounce my name but I won't admit it." Guys named Geoff.
@Sarcasticsapien: Make your day more fun by going up to a stranger and asking "Hey, how have you been since the amnesia?"