@LeonEarlgrey: My name is Leon but some of you know me by my street name, 9th avenue.
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@Sean_Burgundy_: Apparently "Which one?" wasn't the best answer when my gf's dad asked me "What are your intentions with my daughter?"
@Try2StopME: Please take the smartphone away from your pets, they are spamming your Facebook with selfies.
@subtleapt: My mother always told me "if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all"...and some people wonder why I'm so quiet around them.