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@sass_n_ass: My neck,
and my snacks...
@ObscureGent: When life gives you chlamydia, make lemon chlamydia?
@Ndeshi_M: Him: I'd go to the end of the world for you!
Me: Well... what are you waiting for then?
@The_JRM: My 6yo daughter's teacher just gave me a "Most Improved Ponytail" award.
@Jenniferf42: Alcohol doesn't cause hangovers....waking up does.
@Smooheed: A friend described me as a 'no maintenance' type
And I have no idea whether to be happy or offended