@ValeeGrrl: My neighbor's 2yo is on my front lawn shouting NO NO NO NO. Not sure what she's protesting but I'm gonna go join her.
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@novicefather: My wife said her new addiction is goji berries but I'd prefer she get addicted to something cheaper like cocaine.
@RidiculousSheri: I'm not saying I've got a girl crush on you, I'm just saying lesbiadorable together.
@mikeysny: When I learned what calculators did, I immediately cleared the "math" part of my brain to make room for more movie quotes.