@mochanya: My neighbors listen to awesome music whether they like it or not.
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@karanbirtinna: They say you are what you eat. I don't remember eating an embarrassment to my family.
@mrtimlong: It's called a "Monte Cristo" sandwich because one day it will return disguised as another sandwich & seek its revenge
@senderblock23: [someone reading a beautiful poem in german] ME: i have never been more frightened
@internetluke: [finds money in jacket] nice [finds more money in pants] Today is my day. On a roll Boss: will you please take my jacket & pants off?