@bmarked21: My new credit card has this awesome theft protection where it just says "declined" whenever you use it.
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@GuyEndoreKaiser: People are obsessed with this storm but in ten years no one will talk about it anymore, which is why they named it after the movie Juno.
@RxitWounds: Permission to use your hammer, your honor It's a gavel Permission to use your gavel Denied *looks longingly at pile of walnuts & sighs*
@justaride: I accidentally answered the phone with my last name and got promoted to homicide detective