@ruslg1: My one night stand is pissed because I broke the other one.
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@alextranquada: EXORCIST: the previous tenant was murdered. You can see their ghost in the background of this photo SPOOKY GHOST VOICE: oooomg deleeeete it
@Book_Krazy: Every time I eat a cookie in bed, I imagine it screaming "I'M GONNA CRUMB" because I have something wrong with me
@longwall26: I scream. You scream. We all scream. We're being chased by bears. Life is a nightmare.