@ruslg1: My one night stand is pissed because I broke the other one.
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@fart: i made the mistake of watching a single zit popping video on youtube and now my recommendations screen is trying to make me barf
@UnFitz: 17: If I was gay would you still love me? Me: Of course. 17: If I committed crimes? Me: Yes. 17: If I voted for Trump- Me: Dead to me.
@WhaJoTalkinBout: New Password: Elephants <Not strong enough> New Password: Ants <Too strong> New Password: BabyBearsPorridge <Just right>
@mlccm: Dear god, please let me have sex at least as often as adobe or java needs an update. Everyday.