@SigneSaysSo: My pants are so tight I'm legitimately afraid they won't fit if I miss a day of shaving my legs.
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@toomanytoes: What does Mario spend all those gold coins on? He has one outfit, travels by foot & lives in the sewer
@danguterman: Sick of the media always blaming video games for the rise in fantastical jewel-seeking quests.
@VinnyPisciotta1: Good is the enemy of great. Sponge is the enemy of math. Metaphysics is the enemy of Walmart.