@torrami: My parents and teachers said I could be anything I wanted but I'm 28 now and I'm still not a hot Asian girl named Bang Bang :(
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@iamjeffsloan: Breaking Bad is my favorite documentary about what it takes to be an entrepreneur while balancing family life.
@kibblesmith: Jon if Garfield is too fat maybe stop purchasing ingredients and cooking full lasagnas for him you realize that's dinner for a human family
@SadPeruna: If by 'the Hamptons' you mean 'my pajamas', then yes, I absolutely weekend in the Hamptons.
@_breannuh: This fitness girl I follow on insta TREATED herself today with regular eggs instead of egg whites... eggs bro.. I will never be fit