@seanyeatts: My parents just googled me and now they're crying
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@WilliamAder: Auto correct changed "group hug" to "grope hug" and I'm not in charge of the team-building exercises any more.
@OfficialMizGin: Guy at the cake shop: So is this for a friend? Me: No, it’s for me. Apparently it’s weird that I’ve had 9 birthdays this year.
@crylenol: what if your dentist is the one idiot who disagrees with the all the other dentists? how would you know?