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@seanyeatts: My parents just googled me and now they're crying
@Dr_awfulpants: Relationship status: using the middle stall so someone has to sit next to me.
@samuelhlowe: When I go to someone's house & they tell me to make myself at home, the first thing I do is throw them out because I don't like visitors.
@SortaBad: Google isn't much help if you can't think of the word 'zebra'
@peterjames48: "PARKOUR!" - me, after tripping over nothing on the sidewalk
@LurkAtHomeMom: I fold my laundry just like everyone else. About 3 weeks after the dryer buzzes.