@prncss_fifi: My parents think im a virgin. My boss thinks Im an excellent employee. The government thinks Im an outstanding citizen. Where's my Oscar?
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@KKAlThani: Next time someone catches you talking to yourself, make it worthwhile by laughing, yelling "Good one!" and high-fiving the air.
@noahjussi: you: Asian names are hard you: I love the music of Tchaikovsky you: Schwarzenegger movies are great you: my fav Targaryen is Daenerys
@Vodkantots: If I were really famous, I wouldn't even need body guards. These maxi pads promise me 10 hours of protection, each.
@venomjunkie2: I keep a banana in my pocket just in case, because I’m really not glad to see anybody.