@hellohappy_time: My parents were always subverting gender norms. Mom grilled. Dad watched lifetime movies. Both wept when I left the lasagna out all night.
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@TheToddWilliams: ELEPHANT COP: I recognize you LION: I just have one of those familiar faces ELEPHANT COP: You don't know who the hell you're dealing with
@ThaJawn: Vampire: What is this? Cashier: Pez *showing him how it works* See, the candy comes out of the- Vampire: NECK! HA HA HA! I MUST HAVE ONE!