@ItsJennaMarbles: My phone dies faster than a black man in a horror film.
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@SarcasticAlly12: You know in a video game when you kept pushing b to get through the talking part but later realized you should've read it? That's adulthood.
@hansabumsadaisy: #rubbishjokes How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None - it's a hardware problem.
@hollyberryness: The early bird gets the worm but the early worm gets eaten, so... I choose sleep.