@ItsJennaMarbles: My phone dies faster than a black man in a horror film.
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@jdforshort: 6 made coffee for me this morning, I'm now thinking that she can never move out of the house
@Darlainky: [liquor store] Him: Did you see a cat in here? I know I just heard purring. Me: *looking at huge boxed wine selection* Him: Oh, it's you.
@djdarrellripley: Her: A girl named "Bambi" called 6 times to see if you could go skinny dipping.. So, do you have a thing to say for yourself? Me: Can I go?