@ItsJennaMarbles: My phone dies faster than a black man in a horror film.
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@Mike_Bianchi: It's unfair to call me lactose intolerant when you consider what I'm willing to go through for lactose.
@brynnester: Bank Robber: EVERYONE STAY STILL & RAISE YOUR HANDS Me: How can we ‘stay still’ & also raise our hands? Other Bank Robber: He’s right Colin
@noog: If you watch Wall-E backwards its about a little robot that would rather live alone forever than deal with fat people.