@ItsJennaMarbles: My phone dies faster than a black man in a horror film.
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@GrumpyBahr: Apparently not checking the mail is not a valid excuse for not paying your bills. The more you know.
@shutupmikeginn: A tall guy in movie theater just sat in front of me and he's on a date so he's going to have good posture the whole time this sucks
@Roxtalled: Opening a Twitter account is like opening a bag of money after you rob a bank. You're happy until shit explodes in your face.