@BubblesnBooze: My phone just changed CrossFit to Croissant, this phone really knows me better than any human.
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@RyanAndrewMitch: Never go to a place that has burgers, sushi, chicken wings and donuts on one menu. Never.
@MenHumor: Nothing says I have faith in god like the six inches of bullet proof glass on the popes car.
@Ivsy01: Me:(Standing on a Bosu Ball at bootcamp) No one tells us what to do. Trainer(rolling eyes) Rene, get down. You asked me to teach this.