@BradBroaddus: My rear view mirror broke off. No biggie, I'll just put one of my contact lenses in backwards.
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@Lufty: My Uber driver upon seeing my face(not on my profile) switches his music from rap to the Chainsmokers and this is probably the worst I'll ever be racially profiled
@Bagyants: Power Rangers taught me that the way to solve a problem is to pose in front of it aggressively until it explodes