@BradBroaddus: My rear view mirror broke off. No biggie, I'll just put one of my contact lenses in backwards.
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@david8hughes: "Write this down." [Moses grabs tablet] "Thou shalt have no other Gods bef-" "Slow down, fella. It's gonna take me an hour to carve 'Thou'."
@zorgod: I fear one day my gf will figure out every romantic thing I say to her is a line from Brokeback Mountain.
@Surgyen: Algebra,trignometry, and calculus are responsible for more doctors than the actual love for the profession.