@DigitalDropz: My relationship with my Ex was very psychological...she's psycho and I'm logical.
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@GrowlyGrego: It's not an octopus. It's a water spider. And yes, so called "marine biologist", if you live in the ocean you swallow 8 of them every year.
@BakedBrotatoes: [Job Interview] *okay, he can't find out I'm a wolf* *fixes tie* *checks breath* IS THAT A PICTURE OF YOUR BABY SHE LOOKS DELICIOUS
@jollyrobber: AC changed midlife crisis to kidlife crisis & now 5 is leaving me for a younger dad that drives a sports car
@sofarrsogud: *maintains eye contact while checking 'Dating Librarians For Dummies' out from the library.