@DigitalDropz: My relationship with my Ex was very psychological...she's psycho and I'm logical.
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@OnlyFastEddie: The closest I've ever come to winning anything was that time I got picked from a lineup at the station.
@Up2Long: Beautiful women following me on Twitter is screwing up my perception of who will talk to me in RL. A trip to Walmart should fix that.
@MissWont: It's alright if we're doing it all wrong. After all, we are the first generation to deal with midlife crisis by staring at our phones.