@GrandadJFreeman: My resume is really just a list of things I never want to do again.
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@TheCatWhisprer: The scene in Rocky where he breaks open raw eggs and drinks them but me breaking open Cadbury eggs into a glass of chocolate milk.
@LosLos__: And then God said: Let women have infallible memory. But technology said: And screenshots, just in casies.
@gorrdano: Thanks, I wrote the tweet. There's no need to reiterate it back to me with quotation marks.