@abbycohenwl: My retirement plan is to buy several red polo shirts & anytime I need anything, go steal it from Target
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@flouncingqueen: Twitter : Where all the really weird kids at school who had no friends now have 7,913 of even weirder ones
@OutOfLeftField_: The Police asked me to make a statement so I stripped naked and ran around the precinct shouting, "Save the whales!"