@CackleClub: My right eye wouldn't stop weeping all day until I said BE A MAN YOU FREAK and now it's just drinking beer to hide it's feelings
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@onelongbender: Watching my son's soccer game in the cold and rain cuz I'm a good Mom. From my heated car cuz I'm not a total idiot.
@Parentpains: I don't make spelling and grammatical errors I invent new languages. You ignorant Count.
@lovemydogduck: Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey