@hammbone84: MY ROOMBA IS SOMEHOW LOOSE OUTDOORS AND I'M TERRIFIED OF THE CONSEQUENCES FOR THE ECOSYSTEM AS IT HAS NO NATURAL PREDATORS.
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@koalaslament: I try and avoid picking up turtles on the side of the road. Just in case they're in the middle of a race.
@markleggett: I'm using an old Indian trick in order to wake myself up early: Eating several large curries right before bed.
@Shot_Of_Cabo: Prominently display feminine hygiene products in your living space to let him know your eggs are still viable.