@shelbyfero: My safe word is "keep going." It's led to some HILARIOUS miscommunications let me tell you!
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@MartaEffing: Me: They were gone. All of them. Just gone. I've never felt so alone. Therapist: So, after the donuts were gone, then what did you do?
@hazelmotes1: Press Conference: How do you respond to accusations that you over sexualize everything? Me: *slowly takes entire microphone into mouth*
@Phook75: If Thomas Jefferson was alive today people would scream "What the hell? You're almost 300 years old!"