@shelbyfero: My safe word is "keep going." It's led to some HILARIOUS miscommunications let me tell you!
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@just1fool: The last beer didn't tell me why life is so confusing but it told me the next one would.
@Eric_Bader: Got laid twice in two days so either I've done something really good or my wife has done something really bad.
@RoosterMustache: "Wow this pizza is amazing" Yes, well it's our specialty dough. We soak it in pickle juice. Dill pickle juice actually. It's a dilldough
@Tmoney68: Have manufacturers of picket fences ever gone on strike? Because the irony would be awesome. Take your time, I'll wait.