@RandomManik: My school always awarded dictionaries to the spelling bee winners. Which was weird because it should actually be awarded to the losers.
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@truegritrumble: ME: I'm being haunted by my Grandma. GRANDMA: For the last time, I'm not dead! You drove me here. ME: DID YOU HEAR THAT? PARANORMAL INVESTIGATOR: *frightened* I think I can even see her!!!
@meganamram: I can't believe it's 2012 and street signals are still only telling white people to cross
@AristotlesNZ: Neighbor: Yard sale huh? How much's mower? Me: $50 Him: Wait! That's the one you borrowed from me! Me: $20 Him: Its a $500 mower! Me: ..$100