@RandomManik: My school always awarded dictionaries to the spelling bee winners. Which was weird because it should actually be awarded to the losers.
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@ElayneBoosler: If George W. Bush was the president of France today, he would declare war on Finland.
@Procaffinator: Its probably time to clean the microwave when you heat coffee and it comes out smelling like a burrito.
@DanMentos: confession: when my barber spins me around and hands me a mirror to check the back I just fake it. Who is even that coordinated?