@MartaEffing: My self esteem flared up this morning. So I put on my bikini and checked my bank account. Ahhh... That's more like it.
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@TheRobCee: Got kicked off the cruise ship after three day of constantly saying "poop deck" & snickering.
@thesulk: I think Sandra Bullock chooses movies based solely on the number of times she can say "Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"
@SadPeruna: Even if you don't pay, they'll usually let you go through a car wash at least once a day without a car.
@dulcetry: Rapture's tomorrow. Christians will be flying up into the air to meet Jesus. Two words: DUCK HUNT