@SandyEggoMonk: My signature move is not caring which one yours is.
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@aeharder: The efficient part about falling asleep on the toilet at work is that inevitably someone who had beans for lunch will come and wake you.
@SatansTongue: *Ohio State coach* Boys, I know how we're gonna beat the Oregon Ducks "How coach" With our secret weapon *pulls out a loaf of bread*
@DurtMcHurtt: COMCAST: have you considered getting with the world's number one selling broadband? ME: [thinking he meant the Spice Girls] ..all the time.