@One2thTEXAN: My signature move, is pulling on a push only door, when attempting to get it for a woman.
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@MourningGlory_: My 22-year-old cousin: My biggest fear in life is that I won't make a difference, that I'll be insignificant. Me: It's really not that bad
@simoncholland: One good thing about having kids is that they are sick every time I get invited to something I don't want to do.
@CatherineLMK: How come when someone says “we need to talk” it’s never about ice cream or Star Wars?