@One2thTEXAN: My signature move, is pulling on a push only door, when attempting to get it for a woman.
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@mellimelle: It's the year 2057, humans are shaped like candy canes from years of looking down at their phones. Striped-clothing is always in fashion.
@OutOfLeftField_: Suddenly had the urge to lay on the floor and do stomach crunches. Then I found some bubble wrap and that urge went away.
@lemmywinkler: The "oops, wrong hole" excuse doesn't work when she catches you with her best friend.