@One2thTEXAN: My signature move, is pulling on a push only door, when attempting to get it for a woman.
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@juliussharpe: I wish people were like Internet videos and you could tap them lightly to see a clock of how much longer they're going to be talking.
@realHamOnWry: According to the most current magazine in this doctor's office, every home in America will have a television by 1962.
@VerbsRProudest: I don't know when the apocalypse will happen. All I know for sure is my son will still have 4th grade math homework due the next day.