@Darlainky: My single friends are always talking about clubbing and being hit on. Today's social scene sounds so violent.
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@LostCatDog: If you want to relate to how old people probably feel just imagine that a bowl of soup cost $40 and everybody else acted like that was fine.
@TheCiscoKidder: 5 year old: Where does wind come from, daddy? Me: It comes from people asking too many questions.
@Dexxe: These food blogs start simple. 'How to cook rice. Boil. Serve' But over time... 'How to crème brûlée baba ganoush with caramel'.
@iinkedZombie: Kids these days think Christmas is all about getting presents instead of celebrating the birth of Santa Claus.