@Darlainky: My single friends are always talking about clubbing and being hit on. Today's social scene sounds so violent.
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@FinnMcIver: I really hate it when people repeat something twice when making a point. don't do that guys, don't do that.
@Dani_Feld: The right response to "I'm a bit tied up at the moment" isn't "what are you wearing?" Apparently.
@Ideal_Victoria: Oh… Oh dear… it looks like my grandmother’s embroidered pillow may have stolen your tweet.