@Darlainky: My single friends are always talking about clubbing and being hit on. Today's social scene sounds so violent.
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@MsSouthernStems: The road to hell is paved with good intentions Note to self...avoid good intentions at all costs.
@DaddyJew: My dog asked what it was like to be human, so I told him that talking was a good start.
@causticbob: If I were a Scooby Doo villain, I'd take the whole thing to court. How hard can it be to overturn the testimony of 4 kids who talk to a dog?