@Darlainky: My single friends are always talking about clubbing and being hit on. Today's social scene sounds so violent.
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@murrman5: [roommate watching me after my gf leaves] just tell her. she probably loves hair [me taking off bald cap] im in too deep now
@isabelzawtun: Getting pretty tired of Vin Diesel hopping into the passenger seat yelling "PUNCH IT" when I am just trying to eat my lunch alone in my car
@_AlanGarner_: My homework brings all the Asians to the yard, And they're like "It wasn't that hard."