@KateWhineHall: My sister had a baby today. I think I've used that as an excuse to get out of more stuff this week than she has.
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@Thee1_4U: Damn girl, are you a jar of pickles? Because I think I NEED to bang you on my kitchen counter.
@ReginaldDennys: Based on the number of nurses on twitter, I now know why I'm bleeding to death in the ER.
@TheAlexNevil: Ran into an ex-girlfriend. We talked, exchanged info, and she said her "insurance would call" me. Someones still carrying a torch!