@KateWhineHall: My sister had a baby today. I think I've used that as an excuse to get out of more stuff this week than she has.
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@theshamingofjay: [interview for doctor's office receptionist] "Can you schedule appointments and be friendly" Yes. "Sorry we're looking for the opposite"
@AmishPornStar1: Of course morning sex is better. You haven't spent the day annoying the crap out of each other yet.
@OneFunnyMummy: On bad days I like to take a pregnancy test to remind myself that things could be much worse.
@FishySnowborder: I like my women with curves. Those skinny ones are alway mad cause they're hungry.