@realHamOnWry: My sister has promised to sing at my funeral. I hope she goes before I do.
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@brynnester: Me, an Astronaut: *home from mission* Her: And so you're back Me: Do we have to do the Gloria Gaynor thing everytime? Her: From outer space
@Poutymcgee: I was in a cafe the other day when I overheard this: "Can you please stop listening to our conversation?"
@JoeBerkowitz: I'd watch Pimp My Ride: One Year Later, a show about people coming to terms with maintaining a fish tank and waffle-maker in a Ford Fiesta.