@philyuck: my sixth birthday party was so formal that we roberted for apples
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@MollyRingwraith: If you're wondering about who the oldest James Bond was, don't google 'old man bond age'
@Mr_Kapowski: Guarantees in life 1. Death 2. A waitress will ask how everything is while your mouth is full but never be around when you need a refill
@Daniel_Sloss: Airport receptionist: anything to declare? Me: how bout these guns? *flexes* Her: OH GOD HE'S GOT GUNS! Me: wait.. I was.. Her: HELP!! AGH!