@philyuck: my sixth birthday party was so formal that we roberted for apples
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@AudreyPorne: I just won $8 on a scratch ticket. Lock up your girlfriends, I got that double cheeseburger money
@SlabBaconBP: My son curses like I make love. He has no idea how to do it and someone usually yells at him and tells him to stop before he's finished.
@EricaTheThor: Apparently a new study shows that unattractive men make better mates. Nice try, ugly scientists.