@ericsshadow: My son asked what it is like to be married, so I deleted all the music on his ipod except 1 song.
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@_NTFG_: DOCTOR: Are you sexually active? ME: Depends on what you mean by active. There are plenty of active volcanos that haven't gone off in years
@FatherWithTwins: By the time my 5yo is done with his dinner, it'll be time to start applying to colleges.
@Stellacopter: [at heaven's gate] God: Tell me why I should let u in Me: I've never made anyone look at my baby's ultrasound pic God: You can have my bed