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@DadandBuried: My son is desperate for me to walk to the coffee shop and get him a chocolate croissant.

7yo: You're being lazy! You're just doing what YOU want to do!
Me: I'm doing work so we can afford the coffee shop. Are you?
7yo: No.
Me:
7yo: But I go to school so you don't go to jail.

My son is desperate for me to walk to the coffee shop and get him a chocolate croissant. 

7yo: You’re being lazy! You’re just doing what YOU want to do!
Me: I’m doing work so we can afford the coffee shop. Are you?
7yo: No.
Me:
7yo: But I go to school so you don’t go to jail.

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