@cornlog: My son is screaming his head off in his room but there's no way I'm going in there if his monster reports are true.
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@Marlebean: Call me ignorant, but I have no idea what you're talking about. - "That's exactly what ignorant means." I don't get it.
@PajamaStew: "Welcome to the future. Let me show you around. Here's the bathroom. This is a robot that we invented that screams at your wet hands."