@cornlog: My son is screaming his head off in his room but there's no way I'm going in there if his monster reports are true.
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@GlumGeorgeLucas: "Rogue One" idea: The spies anxiously wait to meet their new commander. Boldly - regally - he strides into the room. "Mesa Jar-Jar Binks"
@XplodingUnicorn: 5-year-old: My teacher said this project needs adult supervision. Me: OK, what do you need me to do? 5-year-old: Go find Mom.
@PanicRestroom: It's like grandma always said... In a car with a sunroof, you have more room for your legs