@ShrinkMedia: My son just got his brown belt in Tae Kwon Do. If you threaten him, he bows respectfully before he runs.
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@DrunkSocialite: My dream is to become the first smart person to be interviewed by a newscaster live at a scene.
@MrSpoonicorn: *sits gf down* i am about to ask you a big question. if you dont know the answer then thats ok... *clears throat* where is the space jam dvd
@david8hughes: Date: what do iguanas eat? Me: no idea, why? Date: you've got 5 of them Me: 2, those 3 are dead. I told you, I've no idea what they eat