@WorkingMom86: My son plays this game where he's a bowling ball and the bowling pins are everything we own.
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@tarashoe: ah, mercury's going retrograde, that explains why i accidentally squandered my entire youth
@noog: Me: Goodnight Moon Moon: Well hi there. I can’t hear you because I’m 240,000 miles away and sound doesn’t travel in space. Die in a fire.
@rickkondell: There is a piece of aluminum foil blowing across the road and all I can think is that one of you is without your protective headgear today.