@WorkingMom86: My son plays this game where he's a bowling ball and the bowling pins are everything we own.
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@_troyjohnson: Children grow an average of 2.5 inches a year. All of that growth happens in the 24 hours after you buy them new clothes.
@_MustBeArkaydia: Twitter is all fun and games until you get that text asking what that tweet was about.
@Ooft_Headshot: Just picked the remote up off the floor with my foot while laying on the sofa so I guess today is leg day.
@BuckyIsotope: Is Pepsi ok? *I pull out my phone and send a text* *2 hours pass* *an out of breath Dikembe Mutumbo runs in wagging his finger* No it is not